You wonder why everyone is so concerned about the zombie apocalypse. In your opinion, it’s already here. You’ve tried so hard to live a normal life, the supposed “dream,” but you’re so bored you could scream. Most of your life, you’ve felt different because you seemed able to sense things others couldn’t, and you’ve worried that there was something wrong with you. You’ve always dreamed of a fairy tale life, complete with a soulmate, financial abundance, life purpose, soul friends who were just like you, and magic, like legitimate magic. But, now that you are faced with “reality,” you are beginning to think that you just had unrealistic expectations of what life was supposed to be like, that you’re asking for too much. The trouble is, this “real” life doesn’t feel like a life worth living. It feels like something inside of you is dying. You’ve tried pretty much everything suggested in the societal rule book, but nothing seems to be helping you feel connected, alive, happy or less defective. You seriously can’t take it. If only there was something different you could try…